With bloodshot eyes, and a crazed hysterical grin, is there anyone on earth that cant identify with this slug?

Up for adoption is the friendly, happy go lucky guy, makes long lasting and meaningful relationships. Loves a good book…alll…night…long then needs 6000 cups of coffee the next day. Will also down any and all energy drink available, no matter the taste. Giggles a lot. Never forgets a birthday.

Doesn’t wear cloths in bed. Available for adoption worldwide.

Acrylic paint and sequins on cotton. Stuffed full of caffeine and fluff. Signed on the bottom.